Nikki Glaser wants Taylor Swift to know that — contrary to the song — she’s sorry.
The outspoken comic, 35, makes an appearance in the new Swift documentary, “Miss Americana,” and she’s getting ahead of the backlash, pre-emptively making a public apology to Swift for her comments.
“I love @taylorswift,” Glaser’s 365-word mea culpa begins. “Unfortunately, I am featured in her new documentary as part of a montage of a–hats saying mean things about her, which is used to explain why she felt the need to escape from the spotlight for a year. It’s insanely ironic because anyone who knows me knows I’m obnoxiously obsessed with her and her music.
“The sound bite was from an interview I did 5 years ago and I say in SUCH a s—ty tone, ‘She’s too skinny; it bothers me … all of her model friends, and it’s just like, cmon!’,” Glaser continues. “This quote should be used as an example of ‘projection’ in PSYCH101 textbooks. If you’re familiar with my ‘work’ at all, you know I talk openly about battling some kind of eating disorder for the past 17 years … I was probably ‘feeling fat’ that day and was jealous … And I was only bothered by her model friends because I’d like to be her friend and I’m not a model.”
“I really have no need to post this other than to apologize to someone who seriously means SO much to me,” Glaser continues.” I only got a couple death threats from die-hard Swift fans, which as one myself, I totally get. So while I’ll consider going to ‘die in a hole you motherf–king a—–e,’ I just hope this somehow gets to her so she knows I’m sorry for any pain I caused her and that I’d love to be her friend someday (when I start modeling) and tell her how much her music has influenced my life and comedy.”
Glaser finishes by mentioning that Swift’s song “The Man” “is the inspiration for my new hour of material and I feature the song is multiple iterations during my current tour,” if anyone was wondering.
Swift has not yet responded.
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