My chum Mitzi von Schnapps was beside herself. It seems the poor dear faces indictment for some creative accounting, and has until Wednesday to turn herself in.
“What am I going to wear?” she wailed. It seems she can expect press coverage for her million dollar oopsie, so I understand her concern.
“Something blue,” I suggested, “that’s a trustworthy color.”
“I should look humble, yet dignified,” she mused.
“A plain blue suit with a pearl brooch,” I said.
“I’ve got it! Overalls and a mink!” Mitzi cried.
“Perfect,” I responded. “Set up a case for insanity.”
Speaking of crimes and misdemeanors, the celebs caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout deserved citations for their fashion infractions.
Let me wave down this Cop Car, and I’ll file my report:
COP CAR
1 oz. Creme de Myrtille blueberry liqueur
1 oz. raspberry rum
Layer the rum over the blueberry liqueur in a shot glass.
— drinknation.com
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BE OUR GUEST: Ladies and gentlemen, the part of the animated sugar bowl will be played by Bel Powley. (Photo Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
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WELL BREAD: No one wears a Wonder Bread bag quite like Halsey. (Photo Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
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TADA: Heidi Klum looks great as she emerges from her alien chrysalis. (Photo Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)
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RAIN DATE: Angela Simmons channels a Victorian umbrella in her feathered floof-fest. (Photo Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)
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