I hope my friends appreciate my sacrifices.
Especially Gremolata Bunion, of the Newport Bunions, who recently dragged me along to a climate change march.
“Why ever did you sign up for this?” I asked.
“Well, my new neighbor asked if I was an activist, and I said yes. I thought she meant golf, horseback riding, staying active. I couldn’t go back and nix her invite.”
As I was schlepping alongside in my Louboutins, a spritely young thing cornered me with a scowl.
“Is that sustainably sourced?” she asked, pointing at my silk shantung tea dress.
“Absolutely,” I answered, “I send each little silkworm a fruitcake at Christmas.”
Speaking of taking a stand, I should have stood up and walked away when I saw the getups snagged in this week’s red-carpet and runway stakeout.
Let me brace for this Silk Shocker, and I’ll file my report:
SILK SHOCKER
1 oz. peach schnapps
2 oz. vodka
Green Berry Rush Hawaiian Punch
Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass and top off with Hawaiian Punch.
— drinknation.com
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OUT THERE: Apparently the Tinfoil Hat Society has elected a queen. Photo AP
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RED FLAG: Was Carice van Houten feeling intermittently patriotic? Photo AP
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HAPPY TRAILS: I hope Angela Bassett’s side train at least helps her lasso some canapes. Photo AP
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VILLAIN-YES: Finally, the perfect ensemble for pacing and plotting in your secret lair. Photo AP
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