The camera loves Angelina. The fans love Angelina. The UN loves Angelina. I love Angelina. You love Angelina. Everyone loves Angelina — except maybe Brad Pitt.
Only doesn’t maybe love Oscar winner/Golden Globe winner/highest paid actress winner Angelina are certain lesser folk from the set of her new film.
Bitching and complaining, the littler types humph she was acting like a big star. Well, kiddies, she is. They burble she made like she’s the director. Well, she has directed even if her things didn’t maybe grab awards.
Like Britannia doesn’t have enough problems what with Brexit and that prince of a guy Andrew plus its high prices and high mortality rate and Mrs. Duchess Meghan, this “Maleficent” film shot in England’s Pinewood Studios.
Despite the mumbles from those extras, this sequel’s out in October, is a dark fantasy film and has mysterious evil characters — some of whom worked on the project.
Second thoughts
On the hurricane, every face on TV burbled: “Our thoughts and prayers are with them.” Each those same thoughts and prayers. We share that feel. But we are not a world of idiots.
Before that phrase Scotchtapes onto more hearts and prayers, my thoughts and prayers are that they should rehearse another phrase.
Fall into these
It’s newbies time.
Actress Janel Tanna’s “Intervention” to be celebrated Sept. 18, Niagara Falls Film Festival, then her Resident Magazine cover at NYC’s Philippe the 24th . . . Artist Elizabeth Sutton, whom Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian collect, launches a line of leather bags, belts and acrylic purses in St. Barts on Nov. 20.
Farewell, Val
Many of us loved Valerie Harper even off-screen. Ed Asner who was Lou Grant to her TV’s Rhoda Morgenstern: “Goodnight beautiful. I’ll see you soon.”
Then: “She was a great friend with balls bigger than mine.”
His quote not mine . . .
School daze
From Ann Arbor, Mich. Sasha Obama’s got a normal room in the West Quad, “a mixed-gender residence hall” that houses around 1,000 upperclassman and first-year students.
After her Secret Service also came earlier checking the dorms, the locals began yawning.
Just horsing around
The annual Hamptons show. You know it. I know it. Even two-legged horses who own houses out there know it.
Tables can cost up to $50,000.
Brooke Shields: “My last horse was named Atlantis. I just started jumping again. I’d been away from it awhile. But now I go to Firefly Barn out here.”
And then there’s Mike Bloomberg, watching equestrian daughter Georgina leap higher than Hizzoner: “I was 10 when I first sat on a horse. I was working in a three-stall barn. They let me ride in exchange for my shoveling manure.”
Kindly, please, no remarks about a future pol shoveling manure.
Beauty emergency
Skincare guy Peter Thomas Roth nearly went out of his own skin.
Airplane emergency. Manipulating a wrong lever, a stewardess triggered the emergency exit, which then inflated a life raft onto the runway. Very startled unhappy passengers got bumped off since flying with only two life rafts is not permitted by the FDA.
His skincare line’s called Naturally Serious. Yeah, right.
Being election season, this Thomas Jefferson brilliantism who, I might mention, did not tell it to me personally: “A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take away everything you have.”
Which dredges up this question: Will VP Joe Bloopden correctly remember the name of our country?
Tis a problem for the Dumbocrats, and not Only in New York, kids, not only in New York.
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