Study Finds Healthy Lifestyle Can Cut Risk Of Developing Alzheimer’s By 60% – The Onion

A new study found that a good diet, adequate exercise, limiting alcohol, and not smoking could cut the risks of developing Alzheimer’s or other forms of dementia by 60%. What do you think?

“I’m getting sick of researchers expecting me to do things when they should be the one coming up with cures.”

Abby Metcalfe • Tape Peeler

“People must really hate Alzheimer’s if they’re willing to live a long, healthy life to avoid it.”

Roger Corona • Systems Analyst

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